Nutz jokes

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Deez nutz!

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.