Nutz jokes

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Deez nutz!

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!