Nuts And Bolts jokes
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that鈥檚 running late!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse鈥檚 chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don鈥檛 understand the genders of deer, you won鈥檛 understand it.)