Nuts And Bolts jokes
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that鈥檚 running late!
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Why are nuts on boys?
Nut
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Like if you have nuts.
The nut is so solid, it鈥檚 peanut brittle.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.