No jokes
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Memes
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.