No jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
No joking.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
No.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?