No jokes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Memes
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!