No jokes
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Memes
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."