No jokes
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!