No jokes
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Memes
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."