No Way Home jokes

Orphan

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Orphan

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Orphan

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Orphan

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Spider-Man

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Movie

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Orphan

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!