No Way Home jokes

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

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  • Spiderman

    What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

    They both have no way home!

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  • Orphan

    What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

    Orphan

    What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

    Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

    Orphan

    We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

    Orphan

    I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

    There's no way home.

    Orphan

    Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

    It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."