No Way Home Jokes

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

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  • Spiderman

    What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

    They both have no way home!

    Orphan

    What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

    Orphan

    If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

    "No Way Home."

    Orphan

    What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

    Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

    Orphan

    We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

    Orphan

    I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

    Orphan

    Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

    It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

    There's no way home.