No Way Home Jokes

Spider-Man

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Orphan

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Orphan

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

Orphan

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Orphan

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Orphan

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Orphan

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.