I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea
Why did the orphan become a prostitude? So they could finally call someone daddy
my name is dezz
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
