Nickelodeon jokes

Dora

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Pedophile

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Show

Genna · 2 years ago

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!

The image is a promotional poster for the show "Bubble Guppies" featuring six animated characters. There are five main characters with various hair and skin colors and a small dog. The text on the poster reads "Bubble Guppies" in a bubbly font.

Nickelodeon memes

Dick

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Nick sucks dick.

Nuke

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Ninja

Skyer/Kai · 3 years ago

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Spongebob

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image shows Spongebob and Patrick wearing goofy goober hats, standing side by side, and the text "JUST THREE GOOFY GOOBERS LOOKING AT EACH OTHER" is at the top of the image.

Epstein's island

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

X-ray

Wade XL · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels. The first one is titled "Original" and shows a cartoon of SpongeBob and Patrick from the cover of a Nickelodeon book called "The Great Ice Cream Caper". The second panel, titled "X-ray", shows a simple cartoon of SpongeBob with a red tie but with his internal organs exposed. The last panel shows the same image but with more details in his internal organs. The text "How do we know it's not actually..." is written at the top of the last two panels.

Squidward

Khalamari · 3 years ago

Khalamari.

A green cartoon character with a big nose and wide-open arms stands against a white background.

Man

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

Spongebob

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo shows two figures of Spongebob and Patrick that are realistic and somewhat unsettling. Patrick is pink and muscular with a serious expression, wearing green shorts. Spongebob is yellow, with human-like facial features including a wide smile, and a red tie and blue and white striped socks.

Nickelodeon memes