Worst Jokes Ever
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! π±π
Person 1: βYou assume Iβm gay because I have rainbow hair, Iβm wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?β
Person 2: βYou assume Iβm disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?β
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, βHey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.β
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.