Never forget

Never forget jokes

Woman

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Grandma

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

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  • 911

    I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

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  • 9/11

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    9/11.

    9/11 who?

    You said that you would never forget!

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  • Last Word

    I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"

    Memes

    Last Word

    I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

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  • Phone Number

    A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

    I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

    Death

    I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

    Word

    I’ll never forget my father’s last words...

    Oh fuck, it’s a bus!

    Ladder

    I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

    “Are you still holding the ladder?”

    Last Word

    I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

    Memory

    If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

    Elephants never forget.

    Grenade

    I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

    Girlfriend

    I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

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  • Carrot

    Vegetable

    What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

    Night

    Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

    Road Trip

    Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

    Word

    I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

    "Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

    Brake

    I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”