Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Never Forget Jokes
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
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