The 40+ Best Never Forget Jokes

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."

I’ll never forget my father’s last words...

Oh fuck, it’s a bus!

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

I never forget my grandpa’s last words Are you still holding the ladder?

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....

elephants never forget.

I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”