Never forget memes

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."