Nether jokes

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

Nevermind, it's retarded.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0