Nether jokes

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.