Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: πΆπΆπ¨π°π°π°π¨
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny
1.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door. 2.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! 3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? 4.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who! 5.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess
101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,
keep it going on lol
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
