People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
He had the curse of vanishing.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.