People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
the biggest legend is technoblade
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
