Musician

Musician jokes

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

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  • What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

    They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

    "Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

    I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

    What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

    The best thing they did was a wall.

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