Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
whats black and screams stevie wonder answering the iron
