why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
whats black and screams stevie wonder answering the iron
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven
