Music jokes
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.