Mosquito jokes
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
I'm done being the victim
Community talk
Would you rather:
Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito
Or...
Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.
What is the difference between a blonde girl and a mosquito.
We fuckin' hillbillies have to suffer here in the bayou living with gators and mosquitos the size of small birds, meanwhile you northerners bitch about coronavirus... oooh so scary... shut the hell up.