Hillbilly Life in the Bayou

We fuckin' hillbillies have to suffer here in the bayou living with gators and mosquitos the size of small birds, meanwhile you northerners bitch about coronavirus... oooh so scary... shut the hell up.

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Goddamn retarded hillbilly. It's your fault for choosing to live in the anus of America.

Did someone from Delaware fuck your wife or something?

I don't, I just want to know why you hate delaware

You were the one that bitched about Louisiana, you moron.

I reckon being a senior citizen does this to you.

Hopefully your senile dementia gets treated

And I'm done with you and your non-answers. Go back to swimming in literal diarrhea, you subhuman.

I hate the pandemic fear-mongering as much as you do, but at least I don't cry about my state like a little bitch.