Morbidly obese jokes

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.

Patient: It runs in the family.

Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.