Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
Whats the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy
Putting the diaper back on
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.
Why didn't the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
why do i call my dog a vibrator?beacause every time my dog acts like a dildo,i beat him, and when i beat him,he shakes.what do you call a shaking dildo?A vibrator,therefore i call my dog a vibrator.
Ever tried etheopian food? No? Neither have they
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle
M y l i f e . . .
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
