Moonwalk

Moonwalk Jokes

Hotdog

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Hairline

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Hairline

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Forehead

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Sun

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."