Moonwalk jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!