Momma

Momma Jokes

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Fur

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Job

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Fat

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Photo

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Food

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Whale

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Armpit

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Antique

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.