Moe jokes
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Memes
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
moo.
