Moe jokes
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
