Modern life jokes

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.

Uber driver: .........

Me: .........

Uber driver: .........

Me: 5 stars.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.