Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Modern Life Jokes
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.