Modern life jokes
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
