What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
One day you where at the store and you see you in a cart and so you get out and it was a mirror 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I'm supposed to put a joke here. But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself? Im sure you'll laugh.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
A blond a bernet and a red head walked into a bar the bartender told them their was a magic merror in the bathroom.He said that if you spoke the truth infront of the merror you would have your greatest desires but if you told a lie you would disappear .The red head sais that she was the pretiest girl in the bar and she walked out the bathroom and she got athusand dollars.The berrnet walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar she walked out the ber with a new car.The bland went she said I think poof she was gone
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants
Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
