Military strategy jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War