"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Military Strategy Jokes
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
