Military history jokes
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Steel led to World War 2.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
