Military history jokes

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."