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Bacteria

3 years ago

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

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    Brain

    1 year ago
    A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".
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    Germ

    3 years ago

    You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

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    3 years ago

    I like moldy food.

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