Microorganism jokes

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

I like moldy food.

All germs are from GERMany.

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

A decomposer.