Microorganism jokes

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

I like moldy food.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!