Microorganism jokes

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

I like moldy food.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.