Microorganism jokes
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
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You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
I like moldy food.
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There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
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I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.