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Elisewithmouldybeansontoast · 3 years ago

I like moldy food.

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    7 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

    You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

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    90 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

    You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

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