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Kiss

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'
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  • Skeleton

    30 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows eight different skeletons or parts of skeletons. The first one, a full skeleton, is labeled "Skeleton". The next has three skulls stacked on top of each other labeled "Sksksk". The third skeleton consists of only rib cages labeled "EleEleEle". The fourth, also a full skeleton, is called "Tontonton".  The fifth is a skeleton with a single head and is labeled "Skton", followed by a single spine labeled "Eeeeeeeee". The seventh skeleton consists of a skull and an upside-down rib cage, labeled "Elesk", and finally, the last skeleton, labeled "Skelen", is a skeleton with the limbs slightly detached from the body.
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  • Vegan

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A hand holds a sandwich with a pigeon inside. Text appears above the image saying "You have joined the public group #veganss" and text below the image says "You have been removed from the group".
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  • Turkey

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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  • Machine

    21 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago
    A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'
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  • Human

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."
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  • Carpenter

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."
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  • Equation

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A photo of a white wall with equations spray-painted on it in red. There is a drawing of a small red figure holding a lollipop above the equations. Below the wall is a graph with a circle and three lines, matching the equations above. The text on the wall reads: f(x)=2+√(-(x-2)²)+1, g(x)=2-√(-(x-2)²)+1, h(x)=3x-3, i(x)=-3x+9, j(x)=0.2x+1.7.
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  • Crab

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"
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  • Honor

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man in a suit with a serious look is standing in front of a grey background. Above and below him are two text blocks: "Your honor, it wasn't a 'hate crime'" and "It was a 'gamer moment'".
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  • Cupcake

    37 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".
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  • Name

    68 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a question asking for a name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese. The response suggests "David Wongstein".
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  • Human

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.
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  • Chicken

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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  • System

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The top panel shows cars submerged in a flooded street, while the bottom panel contrasts two dog images: a smaller dog with text "the designer of the draining system" and a larger muscular dog with text "The designer of the fence."
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  • Math

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".
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  • Vote

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    An Avatar character with a confused expression. Text on the image says "Electron? Sure if he gets enough votes."
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  • Symptom

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.
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  • Cookie

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.
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  • Wheelchair

    26 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."
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