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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lollll

A person with a filter of cat ears and heart sunglasses is shown with the text "Hero-shima" in the image.

sonicjokesmemesandposts

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

what a role model xx

A man with white hair and a blue checked shirt is leaning back on a blue sofa. He is looking towards the camera with his head resting on his hand. He appears to be relaxed. The text states: "what a role model".

GG Miller

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Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit post about a female Uzi fan asking for song recommendations. A user offers to pay for a video of her feet with Uzi playing in the background. Another user then says they're shutting down the subreddit for a week.

GG Miller

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rapboat

A cartoon image of Goku in a blue liquid-filled tank with a breathing mask over his mouth.

Wade

BATtle

A two-panel image of Batman and Robin. In the first panel, Batman says, "I'm going to battle." Robin asks, "What is tie?" In the second panel, Batman slaps Robin.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A four-panel cartoon shows a stick figure with a German flag for a head. In the first panel, the figure is running with arms raised and says "MY WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!". In the second panel, the figure is sitting under a tree and says, "I SHOULD BASK IN THE SUN AND LET MY MIND WANDER". In the third panel, the figure is lying down with arms folded. The final panel shows the figure sitting up with arms folded, saying "I HAVE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a warning sign with the word WARNING on top and an illustration of a person seemingly exploding in a cloud of smaller fragments.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

brokemaster

A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

summting wong

What are these wrong answers only

A picture of two skyscrapers at night.

Wade

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show

Silly Sonka

This took a long time to make

A four-panel comic depicts a conversation. In the first panel, Meme Man, dressed in Santa garb, says "FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON!" In the second panel, another meme face replies "BE REALISTIC". In the third panel, Meme Man states, "I WANT 1K FOLLOWERS ON WJE". In the fourth panel, Meme Man asks, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON" to a cat with a red nose. The cat responds "YE".

Cricket Green

What happened

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon ducks. The left duck is labeled "HAPPY DUCK" and wears a green shirt and baseball cap along with sunglasses. The right duck is labeled "SMUG DUCK" and wears pixelated sunglasses, has a tear, and is holding a gun, with a pile of money nearby.

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