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Dick

Willy b · 21 days ago

A scene from the 1960s Batman TV series featuring Robin and Batgirl in their respective costumes. Speech bubbles are edited over them to create a dialogue. Batgirl asks Robin for his real name, and he responds that it is Dick, short for Richard. When she asks how one gets 'Dick' from 'Richard', Robin replies 'Just ask nicely.'

Trump

Anonymous · 24 days ago

Penguin

Sapient Shrew · 1 month ago

Worstjokesever Technical Support is speaking here, what can i do for you?

A 3D rendered cartoon penguin, reminiscent of the Linux mascot Tux, wearing large black sunglasses and a professional black headset with a boom microphone. The penguin is shown from the chest up against a plain white background. There is a faint 'dreamstime' watermark visible across the center of the image.

Chatbot

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Mom

Willy b · 2 months ago

Three smiling women are seen in a social setting. One woman in the center wears a white and pink fedora, another next to her wears a white shirt and a white fedora, and a third woman on the right wears a straw hat. The text on the image reads, "What do you call a handjob from a single mom? A MILF shake."

Clown

Willy b · 2 months ago

A dialogue-style meme featuring text at the top and a film still at the bottom. The text reads: "Friend: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people? 8 year old me: No. 8 year old me:". Below the text is an image of Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars: Episode III looking extremely distressed and regretful, with the subtitle "What have I done?"

Wordplay

Willy b · 2 months ago

Debt

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A four-panel black and white comic strip. Panel 1: A small girl stands outside a building labeled 'BANK' with a sign that says 'VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT.'. Panel 2: The girl is inside, speaking to a male banker with a mustache at a desk. She says, 'I'D LIKE TO BORROW TWO DOLLARS.' The banker asks, 'WHAT FOR?'. Panel 3: The girl replies, 'THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.' The banker responds, 'IT IS?'. Panel 4: An adult version of the girl is lying in bed, looking distraught. An adult man stands over her with a concerned expression. In the background, above the bed, a thought bubble shows the child version of the girl and the banker happily eating ice cream at the circus, surrounded by other smiling children.

Choice

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Comment

United Kingdom UK · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a comment section where a user named .DINOSOURS LOVER. asks "guys im color blind what color she added?". A user named Wander replies "She's adding blue :D". After .DINOSOURS LOVER. thanks them, a third user named Pistachio asks "How did you read if ur blind 🤨", confusing color blindness with being totally blind.

Anatomy

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".

Strawberry

Anonymous · 4 months ago

oh no

A four-panel comic strip featuring an anthropomorphic strawberry character named Cosmo. In the first panel, Cosmo is drinking from a cup, and the text says "cosmo has good taste in soda". In the second panel, he asks "what flavor is this?". The third panel shows the cup label with an image of a strawberry and the word "lemonade". The final panel shows Cosmo's horrified facial expression as he realizes he is consuming strawberry-flavored drink.

Woman

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?

A screenshot of a 4chan thread featuring two anonymous posts. The first post includes a picture of a woman with distinct split black and white hair and dark makeup, along with the text: "i hate that i'm attracted to mentally ill woman." The second post, a reply, simply states: "All women are mentally ill."

Semen

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Map

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Terrible Maps' quoting 'Michigan Storm Chasers'. The text from Michigan Storm Chasers says: 'We've received numerous complaints over the last several months regarding what cities we use on our forecast graphics. We hear you. To ensure we cover everyone's complaints, we've added every city in Michigan to our forecast template going forward'. Below is a map of Michigan completely obscured by hundreds of overlapping white labels for every city name, making the map itself illegible.

Horse

D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 4 months ago

WHO LET HIM HAVE A HORSE- (we are doomed yall..)

Crack

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A parody of a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Hobbes the tiger asks "CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". Calvin is sitting on a porch smoking from a small pipe and answers "CRACK". Hobbes reacts with wide eyes and a speech bubble saying "WHAT THE FUCK?!".

Excuse

Cat®️ · 4 months ago

A three-part meme showing a double amputee climbing a snowy mountain with the text 'He has no legs, climbs everest. What's your excuse?'. At the bottom, a social media comment from a man named Xavier reads, 'His legs won't hurt, Mine will'.

Court

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Instagram

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A pixelated text post on a gradient purple background. The text expresses extreme anger and frustration, reading: "What the fuck is up with people thinking they can just post images off their Instagram. [Three blushing/hot face emojis] Like bro we don't give a fuck. [Two green square emojis] Keep your images of your family and friends off my fucking feed [Three hot face/blushing emojis]. Dumb bitch! [Sparkle emoji] [Red heart emoji]".

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