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Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

My latest DIY weapon:

A hand holding a crude, large, homemade, duct-taped weapon. It appears to be made from cardboard and duct tape.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a large T-Rex holding a machine gun standing next to a Jeep-like vehicle and some soldiers. The text says, "Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI". Another text below states, "But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933... So I think this footage is actually of WW2".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a man holding a quad-barrel shotgun. The text below the image says, "Quad-barrel shotgun fires a literal wall of lead. Meet the quad barreled beast brought to you by Matt at Demolition." The bottom part shows a man with an "INVEST" caption over it.

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The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

《 rmk 》

america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.

Just A Member of the AFF

The image shows a text overlay that says, "CIA: 'if only there were a place to test our biological weapons'. Low-income neighborhoods:" and below that is a cartoonish image of an environment with red balloons.

God Pt.2

Banana

A person dressed in a red Teletubby costume holds a shotgun.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of Mace Windu holding a Minecraft hammer. The text "MACE WINDU" is superimposed on the image.

Face mc shooty

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

A purple paper shredder stands tall with four origami ninja turtles lying in front of it. The shredder has a silver top and shows shredded paper inside. The origami turtles are green with different colored weapons attached to them.

Smexy Baka

found this on google

A black monster with many eyes and a wide grin is in the center of the image. The image is framed by a Youtube video overlay showing title "10 Banned Weapons Too Brutal For War", 3.8M views, like, share and download buttons and the video time stamp 8:32.

King bob

I am at school

The image shows a pixel-art illustration of a rifle in the center. Above and below the rifle are up and down arrows respectively.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.

King bob

A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.

Anonymous

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. just a silly idea

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Heroin Monkey

A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.

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