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DAP ME UP

A person in a Coca-Cola can costume points a crossbow at a man sitting in a chair with an arrow through his chest.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.

Face mcshooty

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Heroin Monkey

A black folding chair with a shotgun leaning against it and a yellow shotgun shell sitting on the seat. The text on the image reads: "Yo rate my painting set up."

Lil’ bro

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

A Star Wars Fan

Two ice cubes with army helmets and guns laying on them. On the left, an American helmet with an M16 assault rifle, and on the right, a pith helmet with an AK-47 rifle. The text says: "The Cold War or something idk I didn't learn history."

Heroin Monkey

Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon goose wearing a beret and holding a bassoon like a weapon. The image text reads: "You mess with l'honque, you get l'bonque."

Willy b

When one just isn't enough

A close-up image of a grenade launcher with a multi-round projectile and several normal rifle bullets arranged in front of it.

Willy b

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Face mcshooty

fucker took my food

A first-person view shows a hand holding a cartoon bird by its neck. The background is a yellow field with a windmill in the distance and a mountain on the horizon. The lighting has a reddish hue.

Caylez.cc

A photo of Michael Jackson holding a gun.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Face mcshooty

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Adolf Nigler

When you run out of ammo in COD and decide to handle it yourself:

A man in a suit is holding a gun and aiming it towards his laptop. He's on a white table against a white background.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a large T-Rex holding a machine gun standing next to a Jeep-like vehicle and some soldiers. The text says, "Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI". Another text below states, "But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933... So I think this footage is actually of WW2".

DIANEE

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Adolf Nigler

A photo of an AR15 with the text "AR15 for sale: year olds LEGAL?"

Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

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