100+ Best Weapon Memes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

School

The image shows two people firing guns into a lake, with a big splash. The text above reads, "A group of fish is called a school." Americans:

Duck

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Gun

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

Internet

A grainy, security camera style image shows two people holding weapons in a cafeteria. The text above them says: "One Need Not Worry" and below them is: "for we are from the internet". The timestamp on the image is 11:57:20:83 AM 04/20/99.

Gun

I have a gun

A pixelated image of a gun.

Soldier

A soldier in full gear with night vision goggles is holding a weapon while walking on a battlefield. He is followed by two more soldiers. The background shows explosions, smoke, and trees.

Hitman

Stonk Boi: I’m a hitman

A Stonk Boi character with a cat body, wearing a white karate uniform, holds two guns. The text “KARITAE” is on top of Stonk Boi.

Michael Jackson

A photo of Michael Jackson holding a gun.

Machine Gun

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

Eye

Badass Deathstroke

The image shows the comic book character Deathstroke aiming a rifle with a scope. The text on the image says, "You know you're badass when you use a scope without an eye."

Who would win

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Grenade

The image shows a grenade with Ariana Grande's face superimposed on the body of the grenade. The text above reads "Ariana" while the text below reads "Grenade."

Dollar

selling illegal weapons for $5

An image of a yellow emoji face with a gold tooth and a smug expression is shown with an arm and hand holding a black handgun.

Coca Cola

A person in a Coca-Cola can costume points a crossbow at a man sitting in a chair with an arrow through his chest.

Power

A black gun, possibly a shotgun, is lying on a patterned cloth. Next to it is a magazine with two orange shotgun shells in it. The text on the image says: "You see Ivan, For extra power put shotgun shells in Kalashnikov."

Gun

A drawing of a rifle with a pink bow and skirt, it is blushing, with a magazine next to it. The text says "Oh master, you took my m-magazine out. What are you going to p-put in there...?"

Bug

A cartoonish bug with boxing gloves holds a large machine gun. The text says: "Cool bug Fact's. The Tree of Liberty is parched."

Zombie Apocalypse

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Zombie apocalypse team

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Jokes

Bank robbery

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

9mm

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.