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Anonymous

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. just a silly idea

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Anonymous

Two-panel image with the text "WHAT IF WE KISSED" above a photo of a small toy toad hanging from a red ribbon, and "UNDER THE MISSILE TOAD" below a close up photo of the toy toad with a toy missile strapped to its back, hanging from a red ribbon.

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".

Anonymous

Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh

A goat stands outdoors with two rifles strapped to its side with a blue cloth. It's a medium shot with the goat in the center of the image. The goat is brown and white and has horns. The background is a field with trees in the distance. The text “Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh” is related to the image.

GG Miller

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Face mcshooty

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Heroin Monkey

A black handgun is shown with a red line and an arrow pointing to the trigger. Below the gun, the text reads: "Press to skip dialogue."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Adolf Nigler

When you run out of ammo in COD and decide to handle it yourself:

A man in a suit is holding a gun and aiming it towards his laptop. He's on a white table against a white background.

randomone

Weaponization of flashlights

The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.

Lil’ bro

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

DIANEE

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

MEME LORD

An image of a man in a mask being pinned to the ground by police with the words "Victory Royale" overlaid above. Fortnite weapons and a shield potion are added as well.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

King bob

South Korea

A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.

Heroin Monkey

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