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get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Body

A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."

Football

A meme showing a thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "10 Things Only Cristiano Ronaldo Did in Football" by AshStudio7. An arrow points from Cristiano Ronaldo in a football jersey to a blurred image of him naked with his genitals censored, except for a very large penis.

Weapon

real

A photoshopped image featuring a smiling Cristiano Ronaldo. He is wearing a dark shirt and has ammunition belts draped over his shoulders and chest. He is holding a large automatic rifle with a bipod. Behind him is a green flag with a white circular emblem that includes a map-like shape, a rifle, and Arabic calligraphy. The Arabic text on the flag says "وَلَكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ" (And it was not you who killed them, but Allah killed them. And you threw not, when you threw, but Allah threw) and vertically on the right side "كتائب الشهيد" (Martyr Brigades).

Football

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Soccer

A photo shows the soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo running with a soccer ball. An arrow points to his knee socks, next to which is a picture of black thigh-high socks with white stripes.

Pregnancy

A photoshopped image featuring footballer Cristiano Ronaldo smiling while standing next to streamer IShowSpeed, who has a visibly pregnant belly and is holding it with his hands. Both are looking towards the camera and smiling. The background is a soft, blurred light with some sparkles.