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Heroin Monkey
6 months ago
A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A meme showing a picture of Betty White with the text, "Interesting fact: Betty White used to be Betty Grey until she fought the Balrog and was reborn."
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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.
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  • Glassiiewxter
    6 months ago
    A digital painting of a woman with a very high hairline and a somber expression. The text above the image says "Me trying to get my hairline back to where it used to be."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    6 months ago

    Low quality

    A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:

    The meme text "Solve world hunger: $10. My paycheck: $10. US Government:" is overlaid on a photo of a person in a suit playing a keyboard.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"
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    gyattrizz
    7 months ago
    A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago
    A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."
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  • MATTIX
    8 months ago
    The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago
    A still from a movie shows two women facing each other closely, with their foreheads nearly touching, and one woman's hand on the other's face. Text overlaid on the image reads "US Government" for the woman on the left and "Wasting Money" for the woman on the right.
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  • Amir De OG
    8 months ago

    We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

    A mugshot-style image features a person with dark hair and brown skin, accompanied by text that reads, "Come to the brown side... We have curry..."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.
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