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Lemonade

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

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Equation

Anonymous · 1 year ago

the bear was difficult on this one

The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.

Strawberry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."

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Fact

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing a picture of Betty White with the text, "Interesting fact: Betty White used to be Betty Grey until she fought the Balrog and was reborn."

Hairline

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

A digital painting of a woman with a very high hairline and a somber expression. The text above the image says "Me trying to get my hairline back to where it used to be."

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Digit

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Low quality

A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

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Minion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

Fuel

gyattrizz · 1 year ago

A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."

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Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Coma

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

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Insult

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

Tinder

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

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Truck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

Sentence

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

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Tank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Character

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

A printout of a scene from the movie Inside Out, showing several characters sitting at desks in a classroom. Sadness is in the front, looking forlorn. The text on the paper reads: "You may pick any character in the picture and write a story in first person point of view. Be sure to use details and dialogue in your story."

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Letter

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a conversation. The first message asks to tell a joke using every letter of the alphabet. The second message responds with an alphabet and a cheese pun.

Baby

Willy b · 1 year ago

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

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Definition

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

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