New Use Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pokemon card

Anonymous · 3 years ago

lol the best pokemon card ever

A Pokemon card featuring the Duolingo Owl with muscular arms. The card reads 'MEGA Epic Dulingo Owl.' The attack is 'Does 10000000 damage to your opponent by using spanish vanish attack.' Other attributes are 'Babble 10000' and 'Unstoppable.'

Cake

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

Word

D3athraptor · 3 years ago

Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

Tongue

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

Year

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

How it used to be

The image shows a cartoon character with his arms stretched out, with the text "2020 is starting to feel like it's being run by this guy" above him.

Saxophone

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Mom

GG Miller · 3 years ago

Just a dark humor joke

A man with gray hair and a beard sits at a table with a bottle of beer, looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "The thing about 'your mom' jokes is that they're all old and overly used... like your mom."

Straw

Chri5 · 3 years ago

HM

A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."

Class

GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Definition

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Technology

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Pov

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

POV: you use POV right

The image shows a negative version of a screenshot from the anime Demon Slayer, featuring the character Kyojuro Rengoku with his signature flame-like hair and distinctive facial features. The colors are inverted, giving his skin a blue hue and his eyes a reddish color. The background is a blurry, reddish-orange landscape.

Language

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."

Phone

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Can you relate

A baby with wide eyes and a surprised expression is being held by a person whose face is partially visible. Text overlay reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD USES YOUR PHONE".