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A photo of a row of old books. The titles on the spines create a funny sentence: THE KING WHO CAME SHARTS. LET US FOLLOW HIM.

Rey Rey

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

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Whats up brother

The image shows four photos of a cute, white baby goat with different expressions, arranged in a 2x2 grid. The top left photo shows the goat looking up with its head held high. The top right photo shows the goat looking to the side with a neutral expression. The bottom left photo shows the goat with a slightly smug expression. The bottom right photo shows the goat with its head tilted slightly back and eyes narrowed. The text above the image reads: "When the teacher uses your name as a good example."

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Heroin Monkey

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A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Nateツ

The image shows a student asking a teacher if they can use the bathroom. The teacher's response is, 'I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?' A picture of a man with a smirk accompanies the text.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Heroin Monkey

A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a person from the movie The Matrix with text overlaid in three sections. The text says, "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to be afraid of the US government."

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The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Blach66.1

A screenshot of the Google Play Store page for the Kuda money app, which is advertised as being for Africans. Text overlaid on the image questions the phrasing, suggesting the app is for "Africans for money".

Heroin Monkey

A person is shown with a "Deluxe Sausage" pizza label on their shirt as a name tag. Above this image is a note that says "Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name-tags. - Management."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

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