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Heroin Monkey
11 months ago
A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."
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  • MATTIX
    11 months ago
    A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    11 months ago
    A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"
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  • RealBoat
    1 year ago
    Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
This seriously might be the single best lyric ever
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    He doesn't have nuts anyway.

    The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel depicts a man in hunting attire holding a rifle in a field. The text above reads, "If you think this was bad..." The bottom panel shows a man in a suit gesturing to a shotgun that has a yellow star burst around it and the text below reads "It could have been worse!"
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  • Glassiiewxter
    1 year ago

    My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds

    The image shows a close-up of a person's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth. It is a reaction image with text "My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds."
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  • Amir De OG
    1 year ago

    This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣

    A man with a mustache and a slight smile is looking at the camera. Above his head is written: CURRY: GOOD FOR HEART. Below his head it is written: GOOD FOR FARTS.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two side-by-side photos of hyper-realistic renderings of Bart Simpson and Mr. Burns from the cartoon "The Simpsons". Bart is on the left with his signature spiky hair and a red shirt with white stripes. Mr. Burns is on the right with a long nose and a green suit. The image has "Worth1000.com" on the bottom left corner.
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  • Adolf kitler
    1 year ago
    A cat with a serious expression is wrapped in a dark fabric, with only its head showing, and the text "BOOB POLICE" above it, and "UR UNDER ARREST" below it.
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  • Adolf kitler
    1 year ago
    A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A white bottle spilling a large amount of crystal-like substance, with a logo of a running person and a standing police officer next to the text "55-hour ENERGY".
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  • Adolf kitler
    1 year ago
    A white and grey cat sitting upright with its head tilted back. The text on the image says, "The majestic land seal capable of sleeping up to 22 hours a day."
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  • Adolf kitler
    1 year ago
    The image shows a nine-panel grid of black cats in various poses and situations. Above the grid of black cat pictures is the text "Black cats are evil and bad luck!" followed by "Black cats:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A close-up photograph shows a rectangular loaf of bread resting on a table surface. The bread is charred black, but bright orange and red light glows intensely through deep cracks in the surface, making it look like a piece of cooling lava or magma. The caption at the bottom reads, "Burnt my bread a little".
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  • tabs1528
    1 year ago
    An aerial night view shows the Kaaba in Mecca during a pilgrimage, surrounded by a large crowd of people. An airplane flies low over the scene. The text overlay reads "9/11 revenge."
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'
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