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Heroin Monkey

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my terrorist attack plan for tomorrow
Osama Bin Laden
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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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Published on Jul 3, 2015
i love to make political posts, but this time i will annoy both sides.
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Heroin Monkey

the homeless man watching me pull
out a .357 revolver and paint the
sidewalk with my own brains after he
asked me for a dollar
&@nickreynaa

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Why should you care

this is me

LET'S BE HONEST HOMESCHOOLING MY
KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD.
I'M HER MOTHER...SHE WAS
DOOMED FROM THE START.
makeameme.org

Thw white bread

Face revel cuz everyone is doing it

A person is posing for a selfie with their hands behind their head. They are wearing a pink shirt and has long dark hair. Behind them is a brick wall and a white countertop with a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Thw white bread

Goose from Untitled Goose game be like

A photo of Peppa Pig's face is superimposed on a body wearing jeans and a checkered shirt, the body's arms are replaced with hands with long, colorful nails.

DVJ DANY UG

village girls of africa

A man in a suit approaches a woman standing by a wall. The text on the image says, "When you go in Buheesi in the evening" followed by a laughing emoji.

Why should you care

also acceptable when I saw your face

Crying:
Acceptable at funerals,
at the Grand Canyon,
and when you fail your
CPA exam
TheCorporate Accountant

Blach66.1

☠️💀🗿🗿🗿☠️💀

An image of an Uno reverse card with the text "My friend reversed the Uno Reverse car."

the taste of mommy's milk

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A close-up photo of a cat looking up with its head slightly tilted back. The text on the image reads "POV: Your iPhone when you try to open it using FaceID."

the taste of mommy's milk

ayo????

The image has a blue background with a white handicap sign on the left. On the right, the text "FUNNY DISABLED JOKES" is shown in white

the taste of mommy's milk

A 3D rendering of a moai statue. It is gray with some mossy green tint and looks slightly smiling. The background is black.

Fellow

An orange cartoon bear is in the foreground, looking slightly to the right. The text above him reads, "guess who is going to be reported missing on August 14 at 2:37 pm".

🩷 Savanna💯

the little kids these Days

Two cartoon characters with wide eyes and surprised facial expressions. They appear to be running with one character piggybacking on the other. The background is black and has a few floating snowflakes above the character's heads.

Toast ツ

soon

Queens In The House

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

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Speeed suckys messy good

A child with a large forehead and slightly crooked teeth is holding a golden trophy. He has a funny expression.

Cahyani Ambara

Crackheads

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TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a text that reads: "Me: starts my project the night before it's due. The end result: How cloning Nelson Mandela could bring back Bionicles." Below the text, there is an image of Nelson Mandela and a Bionicle figure.

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