• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories

Popular

  • Orphan jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Morbid jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Short jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • 9/11 jokes jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Jack and Jill jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Skinny jokes
  • Calculator jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Testicle jokes
  • Chin jokes
  • Flat jokes
  • Vegetable jokes
  • All categories
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
Memes

Memes

  • Post meme
  • Hot
  • Best
  • Random
  • Newest
  • In-jokes
Heroin Monkey
10 months ago
Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
1
  • 1
  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.
  • 0
  • Cosmo the Intern
    10 months ago
    A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
  • 0
  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Unbearable meme attempt 1

    An image of two muscular arms about to arm-wrestle. The left arm is labeled 'Schindler,' and the right arm is labeled 'Epstein.' The text 'Jewish guy with a list' appears above the two arms.
  • 3
  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    8 months ago
    A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"
  • 2
  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tweet that says, "America so weirdddd, what u mean u live in Massivehugetits."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A book cover is visible. The title of the book is "Mein Kampfy Chair". The author is named Adolf Hitler. There is an image of Hitler sitting in a comfy armchair.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a text message conversation above an image of Patrick Star with a drooling, vacant expression and a piece of driftwood in his mouth. The text messages on the screenshot display correspondence from the Public Relations Office and the profile picture of the poster. The poster's profile picture is the same image of Patrick. The text above the conversation reads: "just realized I've been submitting job applications with this pfp."
  • 0
  • Face mcshooty
    5 months ago
    An anime character looks up with the text: "Me realizing that while every other girl in the konoha ninja academy was chasing Sasuke, the one with X-ray Vision wanted Naruto."
  • 0
  • Caylez.cc
    5 months ago
    A bottle of Suave Rosemary & Mint shampoo with the word "invigorating" circled and an arrow pointing to it. To the right, there is an image of Tyler, the Creator in a pink outfit with a blonde wig and sunglasses.
  • 0
  • MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES
    5 months ago

    iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

    The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."
  • 0
  • YumMan
    5 months ago

    POV: school shooters be like when they see students running

    A GIF showing two hands. The lower hand is partially visible and has three stripes tattooed on its wrist. The index finger is pointed upwards, and a flickering flame emanates from the fingertip. Above, another hand with black fingernails is positioned.
  • 2
  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A two-panel image. In the first panel, a man shows off a diamond-studded watch. In the second panel, the same man takes a selfie in the mirror. The text above reads, "She called me Jewish cause she knows the drip Israel 100."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    An image depicting three people, stylized with glowing eyes and mouths, surrounded by intense purple lightning. The person in the foreground is screaming with a bright blue glow from their mouth. Behind them, to the left, a person with glasses laughs with glowing eyes, and to the right, another person smirks with glowing eyes, wearing a hoodie that partially reads 'NEW YOR'. The number '657' is prominently displayed at the bottom, also enveloped in purple lightning.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A young man looks directly at the camera with a distressed expression. Overlaid text reads "I was just messing around wdym I can't change my username for 30 days 😭". Visible below is the username "thecpgooner" and the word "Bro".
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A phone screen is filled with various porn apps such as Pornhub, Youporn, XHamster, and others. A question is written at the bottom, "Any one else's phone have this symbol??"
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".
  • 0
    • Previous
    • Next
      • 1
      • …
      • 225
      • 226
      • 227
      • …
      • 235